Wednesday, October 12, 2016

DONALD TRUMP/PURE CRYSTAL RAGE

Pure Crystal Rage




Ronald McDonald
Begat
Sociopath
Clowns

Now
They 
Are
All there
Out 
Dancing
On the edge of
Trump Town

Yeah
They are all there
Out dancing
On the edge of Trump Town


Appalachian Desperation
-It too-
Is coming to town

And there's nothing
Post-factual
-Or dare I say atomised - 
About
That
Weimar
Sound

No
There's nothing post-factual
About
That
Weimar
Sound

Donald
Donald
Sieg Heil Donald
We're cookin
We're cookin
We're
Cookin
Today

So
Go
Fuck
Fuck
Yr
New World Order
We got
Pure
Crystal
Rage

I said
Go
Fuck
Fuck
Your
New World Order
We
Got
Pure
Crystal
Rage


Monday, September 5, 2016

Reading at O'Bheal in The Long Valley Cork


DONALD TRUMP - THE ANATOLIA MAN


FOR ALL HIS RAILINGS ABOUT MUSLIM REFUGEES DONALD TUMP IS ACTUALLY ANATOLIA MAN
It's the standard con. Blame the other. Warn the mark about the ones over there. Don't trust them. Implicit in the cautionary tale is the presumption that you can trust us not them. It's a standard trope that any world traveller, well worldly wise world traveller, will instantly recognise. My old girlfriend Anne Moran n I had a term for it no matter where we were. In fact it became short hand for scam artists -apologies to all the honest decent Turks in question: Anatolia man. Out backpacking the Turkish coast in those halcyon days before the beaches - we left our safe European homes for - were bespoiled by the bodies of Syrian kids, the gravest threat we faced were the herds of men attracted siren like by Anne's red hair. And adding to the allure of the red hair was Anne's spellbinding asset.
"Ms Anne you look like Ms Pam."
That's Pam from Dallas.
Far away Dallas. But that was cool. Sanitised. Safe. American Dream.
No. No. Come here Ms Anne. (I was on the borderline of being tolerated and ignored. And I also seemed to serve as a guide to what was sexually acceptable: if I put my arm around Anne, beach Lothario felt he could too. But every move came with a cautionary tale:
Beware Anatolia Man.
Anne's legions of admirers and Anatolia cautioners grew vastly when food poisoning laid me low.
Back on my feet two days later, it was near impossible to pay for a meal or groceries.
Everything was a present for Ms Anne. The more genuine the gift the less intense the warning about Anatolia man.
A couple of his greatest foes, however, rendered our life impossible. They wld follow our every move. They wld lie beside Anne on the beach whispering sweet warnings of Antolia man. Out snorkelling with conveniently loaned flippers n mask, I wld look to shore to see Anne's red hair sandwiched on her towel by two black haired gents. Both whispering terrifying tales of Anatolia man as they inched up the towel.
Too much.
The next day we hopped the bus to Istanbul.
20 hrs later we walk out of an Istanbul bus station.
Only to hear a taxi horn blaring.
"Ms Anne, Ms Anne," a man screamed.
"Beware Anatolia man!" the taxi driver screamed.
Actually that's a lie.
He screamed
"Ms Anne I meet you in Dacha," referring to the coastal down we had just left.
During a wonderful week in Istanbul, we ended up in a late night bar. A wild dive joint. Dwarfs dancing on tables. A reek of underworld. Around the same time I noticed our dodgy drinking partners were packing pistols I realised they were not asking me the price of my hotel room. But how much for a sojourn with Ms Anne in a hotel room. As I informed Anne Anatolia man was actually at the table, bad lieutenant was warning me about the local Anatolia men. I forgot his name.
But we got out of that scrape and many others around the world.
In far flung villages in the Vietnamese highlands, it was beware Saigon Man. And Saigon scammers wld say beware Cambodia Man.
And always throughout the following decade or so, whether talking to the local policeman or late night tuk tuk driver, we wld the supposed friendly warning that actually signalled dodgy intent.
Beware Anatolia Man.
Watch out for the other, I caution, as I rob you.
So when it comes to that racist, rapist lying cheating, daughter leching, hate spewing, tax hiding piece of filth that is #DonaldTrump, I got one thing to say - and with apologies to the good people of Asian Turkey:
BEWARE ANATOLIA MAN
And be very fucking aware of that Yankee Nationalist Socialist

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Watching 'Eye In The Sky' In A Packed And Noisy Cinema


Nacho
crack
coke
slurp
punter
smooch
cough
sneeze
malteaser
Ben
Gerry
too.
Little
Girl
Sells
Bread
Drone
hovers
overhead.
Cheesy
Do
We
Strike
Nacho?
Look
Suicide
Belt
Farewell
Tape.
Ah!
Eh?
Time's
Out
Baboom!
Jihadi
Splat
But
Little
Girl
Sells...
Dead
Morality?
Ping
Pong
Scratch
Head
To
Bed

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Death's A Lousy Fucking Date



Death does not come too soon
Death doesn't come too late
Death does not drink too much
Death doesn't put on weight
Death's not into sport
Field or track
Death
Ssssh
Shoots 
Smack
Death's a vegetarian
Fronts a Morrissey tribute band
And is a dab hand
At early Cohen
-Tindersticks too-
But death's not too fond of Fellini
And all that Dolce Vita shit
No
No
Death 
Sucks 
Milkshake
Noisily
Death doesn't do
Penis in popcorn carton
Trick
Death doesn't embrace at the gate
Cos
Let's face it
Death
Death
Death
Is

Lousy
Fucking 
Date

Monday, September 21, 2015

DUMP THE JEWISH AND ISLAMIC FUNDAMENTALISTS AND DEAL WITH IRAN.

Imperial power in decline  - the pyscho sexual manifestations. How is the US dealing with its mental illness. It's bellicose, paranoid, psychotic and now pursuing the military oppression of its own people.
Bush, Wolfie, Cheny, Perle, Rummy went on destroyed the world in the interests of Israel and big oil. And leaving - Tee Hee - the real winner of the Iraq war - Iran.
Why do you think the neo-con vulture capitalist idelologues are freaking about detente with Iran?
Not alone cos they are bitter and twisted about Iran's winning role.
But the plan was always to take out Iraq, Syria AND Iran.
2/3
Iran was saved from Syrian like subversion cos it had plenty of US troops trapped in Iraq to instantly kill if t Benny's Washington bootboys lost the run of themselves.
Iranian backed trained n armed Shiite forces could turn the heat up and down on the US troops as they wished.
Until with the withdrawal.
Iran may have lost its GI hostages.
But it won the war.
And as soon as the withdrawal -
BA BOOM BA BOOM -
The drums of war.
Jerusalem keeping the beat.
Now is the time.
Only pussies did not want to fight the mullahs.
Look we 'took' Iraq.
There are scary people in power now America is in serious decline.
And terrifying as things are, pause, think
TRUMP
A true redneck fascist capitalist thug.
Dumb to boot.
No match for the mullahs.
Jesus the Iranians have read their Machiavelli.
Trump probably thinks its a scent liberals wear.
The Iranians know the score.
They can match drone terrorism with a truck bomb terrorism.
They can be hardcore.
If the US bomb one of their passenger planes, they  can down a plane over Lockerbie.
But Americans - who downed a passenger plane first?
Iranians are a reasonable people.
Iran is an old culture, learned and self confident.
Sure
It has jihadis to meet teahadis.
But most of them are sane.
Like Hezbollah.
Disciplined.
Smart.
Thinking ahead.
But the yanks are so far up Israel's hole that the show has gone psychedelic.
Cos up there in Benny's anus - the Pentagon hangs with obscurantist medieval Wahhabii beaheaders devising plans to tackle/defeat obscurantist medieval Wahhabi beaheaders with get assistance from...yeah you gussed it.
And over canape and manpads, the US brass brushes shoulders with Saudis who, if they did not  know, blessed the 9/11 Jihadis.

But BOO BIG BAD Iran it executes people
Just like USA but not as many.
Iran - our enemy - fights ISIS.
Our ally Saudi beheads people and it helps promote ISIS.
And it helps defeat ISIS.
Imagine Saudi as a girlfriend.
(If you could see her face)
Yeah sure Iran calls you the great Satan.
After Prime Minister Mossadeq's US backed ouster I'd call you worse.
Then backing a sadist poppycock like the Shah while you raped resources.
But the Iranians like the Vietnamese are old proud cultures with the self confidence to move. And sure take revenge but only if expedient.
But  the Saudis - the exporters and financers of one of the ugliest manifestations of religion this side of the Middle Ages.
The Sunni Salafi death cult.
Ignorant rapists murderers and thieves elevated to state status.
The Saudis have the money to fly to London for their supermodel Yazidi booty.
 A spoiled thick fascist cowardly bunch who seemed to have brought nothing to manking but brutal desert puritanism.
A brutal theocracy not unlike that found in Israel.
Admittedly Israel hides behind the rainbow flag as it kills kids.
Gay rights!
Holy sodomy
We're so cosmo.
But you coan't keep the fundies down.
And Jewish fundamentalists brought up on a diet of brutalising Palestinian women and children now see nothing wrong with stabbing faggots.
See the last Pride.
Israel and Saudi  are different evolutions of medieval mutations.
One is sold better than the other. Expert peddlers of con.
The other does not care about image as long it has oil and money.
Call me what you like as long as you need me.
And I know you hate me.
That's why my brother is just landing a plane in a big tower.
Despite the Tel Aviv con - smart people know you can't be a theocracy and a democracy.
Both are maintained by violence and superstition.
Both are threatening the future of the civilised world.
Israel provides the rage.
Saudi the swords to express the rage.
Saudi keeps its nihilist death cult buddies flush with money and guns as far away as possible.
Israel has them all over the gaffe - in subsidised armed jewish supremacist Bantustans in the West Bank.


Yeah sure Iran calls you the great Satan.
After Mossadeq ouster I would have been tempted to execute the Shah's military backers.
But the Iranians like the Vietnamese are an old proud culture with the slef confidence to move and sure take revenge if expedient.
But they are not the Saudis - the exporters and financers of one of the ugliest manifestations of religion this side of the Middle Ages.
The Saudis are a spoiled thick fascist cowardly bunch. A brutal theocracy not unlike Israel. Admittedly Israel allowed gay rights - but the jewish fundies are out stabbing queers now if they can't find Palestinians to torture.
Israel/ Saudi  are medieval mutations. Despite Tel Aviv con - you can't be a theocracy and a democracy.
Israel and Saudi are founded on violence. Saudi keeps the nihilist flush with funds and guns as far away as possible.
Israel has them all over the gaffe - in subsidised armed supremacist outposts in the West Bank.
Islamic/Jewish extremists are the problem.
Support for Israel and Saudi has to be jettisoned.
Time to talk to Iran.
Deal with the Sunni extremists.
And then finally their Jewish brothers.

Support for Israel and Saudi has to be jettisoned.
Time to talk to Iran.
Deal with the Sunni extremists.
And then finally their Jewish brothers.


As indeed did Syria before US/Israeli sunbversion
As did Iraq before US/Israeli sunbversion.
Realpolitik is an ugly game.
Yeah sure Iran calls you the great Satan.
After Mossadeq ouster I would have been tempted to execute the Shah's military backers.
But the Iranians like the Vietnamese are an old proud culture with the slef confidence to move and sure take revenge if expedient.
But they are not the Saudis - the exporters and financers of one of the ugliest manifestations of religion this side of the Middle Ages.
The Saudis are a spoiled thick fascist cowardly bunch. A brutal theocracy not unlike Israel. Admittedly Israel allowed gay rights - but the jewish fundies are out stabbing queers now if they can't find Palestinians to torture.
Israel/ Saudi  are medieval mutations. Despite Tel Aviv con - you can't be a theocracy and a democracy.
Israel and Saudi are founded on violence. Saudi keeps the nihilist flush with funds and guns as far away as possible.
Israel has them all over the gaffe - in subsidised armed supremacist outposts in the West Bank.
Islamic/Jewish fundamentalists are the problem.

Support for Israel and Saudi has to be jettisoned.
Time to talk to Iran.
Form an alliance with Iran
Deal with the Sunni extremists.
And then  their Jewish brothers.

Then it will be time to tackle that fascist buffoon Trump

Sunday, September 20, 2015

DONAL TRUMP & THE US - IMPERIAL POWER WITH ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

Imperial power confronted by erectile dysfunction is some scary shit.
Maggie Thatcher fought a war to show the Brits could still get stiff.
(And some did)
Now the Yanks got this bellicose buffoon.
Think of the global carnage of the that fool's sperm splatter.
We shall overcomb.
But all that hairdresser time.
It'll freak out Putin.
And as for Mousl?
It'll be off the top of a high rise Trump.
Mainline irony..
I despair for America.
But as Dick Cheney's daughter perhaps secretly sang after a kilo of ribs. slaw, claws, babes, glocks, single malt, rohypnol, college contro- not contra-versy, harmless cheer leader finger fuck and beer.
Yeehah!
Like the man in Hue.
Like the scene in Nam.
We gotta fuck the US to save it.
Burn down the hooch.
Throw away the trinkets.
Waste the buffalo.
Drop the killers' Trump card
Come on Cruz, Bush, Ritchie....off with their ears.
(Earlace . Gooky beauty)
Man that war on terror took a dumb traumatised people down a rabbit hole.
So now your otherwise unemployed kids have prospects; you can get maimed in so many exotic places.
So much contractor money to be made with the allies of the akbar
But towel heads.
Sell their mothers!
Just mind your six.
And pray for a clean one.
Cos yr bellicose bosses just gambled your insurance.
And about that leg you lost in Fallujah?
What you wanna walk the walk with Obama care.
And talk that tax dollar talk.
Well hobble the fuck along Amigo.
Hop back over the wall you came from!
You ugly loser
Leaving your limb in Anbar.
You mutant reminder of all that
Chavez Castro
Pick pocketing 
Socialist shit.
Hey you communists.
We're building walls.
And don't fuck with Donald.

Meanwhile back at the ranch.
Jesus wept.