Wednesday, March 25, 2026

MAGA MEL CAN PACK A PUNCH AND PULL A CHICK

 

Fucking Mel Gibson. Trump got him his gun back. So now Mel can take over from Clint as the Don't Fuck With Me Octogenarian. Pack a punch, pull the women and get a Cialis assist quasi philosophical hard on.
UH AH. UH AH
USA USA USA.
Deport the gooks.
But Mel is your visa in order? Doesn't matter. Mel is honorary MAGA. He embodies the Magawood Woods, Voight and Eastwood. But at times Clint did make our day. He could go beyond "grey hair can kill" and occasionally entertain.
Whereas Mel is a non-stop twitchy.
Pure Vietnam vet with gooks permanently in his perimeter.
I'd prefer the Mayans myself, with jaguars, blow darts and chill blow jobs. Mel still had it back in those Inca days. But then he went and got hung up. Seems he couldn't get over getting crucified. The crown of thorns.
Betrayed by the Jews.
Who else?says Mel.
So now he is out for revenge.
Is he ever otherwise?
Taking down Hollywood. One shit movie after another.
That'll teach the yids.
UH AH old men slay the babes.
As for the movie, whatever the fuck it is called, don't watch it.
Don't watch any of them.
Well you can start at Gallipoli and end in Guatemala.
Forget the rest.
If we all ignore Mel, he might calm down and act his age.
Put down the AR 15 and pick up bridge.

No comments:

Post a Comment